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An 80 year
old couple were having problems
remembering things, so they decided to
go to their doctor to get
checked out to make sure nothing was wrong
with them. When they
arrived at the doctor's, they explained to the
doctor about the
problems they were having with their memory.

After checking the couple
out, the doctor tells them that they were
physically okay but might
want to start writing things down and make notes
to help them
remember things. The couple thanked the doctor and left.

Later that
night while watching TV, the old man got up from his chair
and his
wife asks, "Where are you going?"

He replies, "To the kitchen."


She asks, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"

He
replies, "Sure."

She then asks him, "Don't you think you should
write it down so you
can remember it?"

He says, "No, I can
remember that."

She then says, "Well, I also would like
some strawberries on top. You
had better write that down cause I
know you'll forget that."

He says, "I can remember that, you
want a bowl of ice cream with
strawberries."

She replies,
"Well, I also would like whip cream on top. I know you
will forget
that so you better write it down."

With irritation in his voice,
he says, "I don't need to write that
down, I can remember that." He
then fumes into the kitchen.

After about 20 minutes he returns
from the kitchen and hands her a
plate of bacon and eggs.


She stares at the plate for a moment and says, "You forgot my

toast."
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