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Old age jokes
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Three ladies were discussing the
travails
of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar
of
mayonnaise in my hand, while standing in front of the refrigerator,

and I can't remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a

sandwich."

The second lady chimed in with, "Yes, sometimes
I find myself on the
landing of the stairs and can't remember
whether I was on my way up or
on my way down."

The third one
responded, " Well, ladies, I'm glad I don't have that
problem.
Knock on wood," as she rapped her knuckles on the table, and
then said,
"That must be the door, I'll get it!"
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