Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.
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Once there was a millionaire, who collected
live
alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion.
The
millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day
he decides
to throw a huge party, and during the party he
announces, "My dear
guests . . . I have a proposition to every man here. I
will give one
million dollars or my daughter to the man who can swim
across this pool full
of alligators and emerge alive!"

As
soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large

splash!! There was one guy in the pool swimming with all he could and

screaming out of fear. The crowd cheered him on as he kept stroking as

though he was running for his life. Finally, he made it to the
other side
with only a torn shirt and some minor injuries. The
millionaire was
impressed.

He said, "My boy that was incredible!
Fantastic! I didn't think it
could be done! Well I must keep
my end of the bargain. Do you want my
daughter or the one million
dollars?"

The guy says, "Listen, I don't want your money, nor
do I want your
daughter! I want the person who pushed me in that
water!"
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