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|An old man was critically
ill. Feeling that
death was near, he
called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer.
How much is
it or the express degree you told me
"It's $50,000," the lawyer said. "But why? You'll be dead soon,
do you want to become a lawyer?"
"That's my business! Get me the
Four days later, the old man got his law degree. His
was at his bedside, making sure his bill would be
Suddenly the old man was racked with fits of coughing and
clear that this would be the end. Still curious, the
over and said, "please, before it's too late,
tell me why you
wanted to to get a law degree so badly before
faint whisper, as he breathed his last, the old man said,
lawyer . . ."
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