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The Joke
A guy walks into a post office one day
to
see a middle-aged, balding man standing at
the counter methodically
placing "Love" stamps on bright pink
envelopes with hearts
all
over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying

scent all over
them.

His curiosity getting the better of him, he
goes up to the balding man
and
asks him what he is doing. The
man says "I'm sending out 1,000
Valentine cards
signed, 'Guess
who?'"

"But why?" asks the man.

"I'm a divorce lawyer,"
the man replies.
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