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Firefighter jokes
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A fire broke out in a six story apartment

building last week in a near by town. A blonde, a redhead, and a

brunette escaped the flames by climbing up onto the roof.
When the
fire department arrived they got out a blanket held it up and
the
Chief called out to the brunette to jump into the blanket.
The
brunette jumped. As she was falling 'swoosh' the firefighters
pulled
the blanket away and she landed on the street like a brick.
The
firefighters then held the blanket back up and the Chief told the
redhead
to jump.
"No way! I saw what you did to my friend." exclaimed the
redhead.
"I am sorry" said the Chief, "My wife was a brunette and she

divorced me. I just don't like brunettes. We have no problems with

redheads....jump it's your only chance."
So the redhead jumped.
On the way down 'swoosh' the firefighters
pulled the blanket away
and she hit the pavement like a tomato!"
The firefighters a
gain held up the blanket and the Chief told the
blonde to jump.
The fire was getting worse and her only chance of survival
was to
jump.
"No I am not jumping. I saw what you did to my two
friends."
"I'm sorry" said the Chief, "I explained what happened to the

brunette and when the redhead jumped we were a little distracted. It will

not happen again, just jump!"
The blonde thought for a moment. "OK
I'll jump - but first I want you
to lay the blanket on the ground,
back away, and then I'll jump into
it."
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