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A tourist from the United
States of America
is at a resturant
in Havana. He tells the waiter that the USA is the
best
country in the world because of the freedoms it has. He
says,
"Take Freedom of Speech for example. I could stand in front
of the
White House in Washington D.C. and yell 'President
Clinton is a
bastard!' and nothing would be done to me." The
Cuban waiter replies,
"We have that same freedom in Cuba. I
could stand in front of El
Capital and yell the same thing and
nothing would be done to me
too!"
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