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conducted some scientific
exploration involving their best scientists. Core
of earth were taken to a depth of 50m and during the
examinations, small pieces of copper were discovered. After running
arduous tests on these samples, the German government announced
the ancient Germans 25,000 years ago had a nationwide telephone
Naturally, the British government was not that easily
they ordered their own scientists to take their core
samples at a depth of
100m. From these samples, they found small pieces
of glass and soon
announced that the ancient Brits 35,000 years ago
already had a nationwide
optical fibre network.
scientists were outraged. So immediately after this announcement,
ordered their scientist to take samples at a depth of 200m but
absolutely nothing. They concluded that the ancient Irish 55,000
years ago were an even more advanced civilisation, as they
already had a
mobile telephone network in place.
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