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A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for

obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the
raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes,
including the young
girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a
straight line on
the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the
neighborhood, but little
old Grandma. The young girl was frantic.

Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked

curiously, "What are you lining up for, dear?" Not willing to let grandma
on her little secret, the young girl told her that some people
passing out free oranges and that she was lining up for some.

"Mmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma. "I think I'll have some

myself," she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. A
officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the
When he got to Grandma, at the end of the line, he
was bewildered.
"But you're so old... how do you do it?"

Grandma replied, "Oh, it's quite easy, sonny... I just remove my

dentures and suck 'em dry!"
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