Caffidget (ka fij' it) - v. To break up a Styrofoam coffee cup into several hundred pieces after consuming its contents.
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A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My
wife is pregnant, and
her contractions are only two minutes apart!"


"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

"No, you
idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her *husband*!"
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