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Old age jokes
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The Joke
An old
man visits his doctor and after
thorough examination the doctor tells
him: "I have good news and bad
news, what would you like to hear
first?"

Patient: "Well, give
me the bad news first."

Doctor: "You have cancer, I estimate
that you have about two years
left."

Patient: "OH NO! That's
awefull! In two years my life will be over!
What kind of good news
could you probably tell me, after this???"

Doctor: "You also have
Alzheimer's. In about three months you are
going to forget
everything I told you."
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