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The Joke
Four
married guys go golfing on Sunday.
During the 3rd hole the following
conversation ensued:

First
Guy: "Man, you have no idea what I had to do to be able to come
out
golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint

every room in the house next weekend."

Second Guy: "That's
nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will
build her a new deck for
the pool."

Third Guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to
promise my wife that
I will remodel the kitchen for her."

They
continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy

has not said a word. So they ask him. "You haven't said anything about

what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What's
the
deal?"

Fourth Guy: "I don't want to talk about it.
Let's just say that the
foundation for the new house is being poured
next Tuesday."
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