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|A photographer for a national
was assigned to get photos of a great forest fire. Smoke at
scene was too thick to get any good shots, so he frantically called
home office to hire a plane.
"It will be waiting for you at the
airport!" he was assured by his
editor. As soon as he got to the small,
rural airport, sure enough, a
plane was warming up near the runway.
He jumped in with his equipment and
yelled, "Let's go! Let's go!"
The pilot swung the plane into the
wind and soon they were in the
"Fly over the north side of the fire," said the
make three or four low level passes."
"Why?" asked the
"Because I'm going to take pictures! I'm a photographer, and
photographers take pictures!" said the photographer with great
After a long pause the pilot said, "You mean you're not
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