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Hair and bald jokes
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A man and a little boy entered a
barbershop
together. After the man received the full treatment - shave,
shampoo,
manicure, haircut, etc. - he placed the boy in the
chair.

"I'm goin' to buy a green tie to wear for the parade," he said.

"I'll be back in a few minutes."

When the boy's haircut was
completed and the man still hadn't
returned, the barber said,
"Looks like your daddy's forgotten all about
you." "That wasn't my
daddy," said the boy. "He just walked up, took
me by the hand and
said, 'Come on, son, we're gonna get a free
haircut!'"
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