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F Word Usage
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The Joke
Fuck is such a versatile word...Greetings: How the fuck are you!Fraud: I got fucked by the car dealer.Trouble: Well, I guess I'm fucked now.Confusion: What the fuck...?Retaliation: Up your fucking ass!Denial: I didn't fucking do it.Apathy: Who gives a fuck anyway?Suspicion: Who the fuck are you?Directions: Fuck off.Chronology: It's Five-Fucking-Thirty!Business: I hate this fucking job.Oedipal: Motherfucker.The word has been used by some very notable people throughout history:Where the fuck is all that water coming from?-Captain of the TitanicThat's not a fucking real gun.-John LennonWho's going to fucking know?-President NixonAny fucking idiot could understand that.-Albert EinsteinWhat the fuck was that?-Mayor of HiroshimaIt fucking does "so" look like her.-PicassoHow the fuck did you work that out?-PythagorasYou want "what" on the fucking ceiling?-MichelangeloFuck a duck.-Walt DisneyScattered showers my fucking ass!-NoahPick up the fuckin' phone!-E.T.Fuck Logic!-SpockI can't breathe in this fucking thing!-Darth VaderFuck I'm hungry!-Ghandi!Do or do not, there is no fuckin' try!-Yoda
