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Ladies - here's the Pefect Man!
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After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!He's tan!*******He's cute!*******He knows the importance of accessorizing!*******And if he looks at another girl, you can rearrange his face!*******INTRODUCING...**************MR. POTATO HEAD!( Good with sour cream and butter too! :)
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