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OLD NEVER DIES 3
Category Elderly Jokes
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OLD CANNERS never die, they are preservedOLD CARS never die, they just get run into the groundOLD CASHIERS never die, they just check outOLD CHAUFFEURS never die, they just lose their driveOLD CHEMISTS never die, they just do it inorganicallyOLD CHEMISTS never die, they just fail to reactOLD CHEMISTS never die, they just lose their refluxesOLD CHEMISTS never die, they just reach equilibriumOLD CHEMISTS never die, they just smell that wayOLD CLEANING PEOPLE never die, they just kick the bucketOLD COMPOSERS never die, they just decomposeOLD COMPUTER PEOPLE never die, they just lose their memoryOLD COMPUTER PROGRAMMERS never die, they just byte the dustOLD COOKS never die, they just get derangedOLD COURIERS never die, they just keep on EXPRESSing it!
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