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1 A seal visits a local bar
- |A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender asks the seal, "What's you...Read the whole joke Bar Jokes 440
2 Taxonomy of Medical Practitioners
- An acher of bacteriologists A murmur of cardiologists A stain of cytotechnologists A rash of dermato...Read the whole joke Miscellaneous 405
3 Polish Fisherman\'s Bag
- A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He ran into one of his friends...Read the whole joke Miscellaneous 325
4 Hello, Hello, Hello
- This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he finds his wife in bed with 3 ot...Read the whole joke Miscellaneous 269
5 A Martha Stewart Christmas
- |Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don't need diamond earrings, handy s...Read the whole joke Christmas Jokes 232
6 Abstinence
- Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church.The minister sa...Read the whole joke Dirty Jokes 230
7 All Aboard
- A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke Men Jokes 207
8 Polish Burial At Sea
- Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be buried at seawhen he died?Five sailors died d...Read the whole joke Miscellaneous 198
9 Lawrence Of Poland
- Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?A: Lawrence of Poland...Read the whole joke Miscellaneous 175
10 Old age jokes
- Q: Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair? A: She wanted to rock and roll...Read the whole joke More Jokes 172
11 Elephant Experiment
- Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork up an elephant's ba...Read the whole joke Miscellaneous 167
12 Polak Meets Priest
- A Polak saw a priest walking down the street. Noticing his collar, he stopped him and said, "Excuse ...Read the whole joke Miscellaneous 167
13 Doctor and nurse jokes
- A man goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist asks him why he is there. The man complains, "I k...Read the whole joke More Jokes 166
14 Polak Sharing Treasure
- One Russian and one Polish workman were digging the foundations for a new road. After several hours ...Read the whole joke Miscellaneous 160
15 Looking For Jean Paul
- Two Poles, Markowski and Krachevski go to France on a pleasure trip. They meet this Frenchman called...Read the whole joke Miscellaneous 159
16 Lack Of Meat In Poland
- A Journalist has to write a story on the lack of meat in Poland. So he goes off to Poland and asks t...Read the whole joke Miscellaneous 158
17 Polak Joins Baseball Team
- A Polak wanted to join an amateur baseball team. The coach looked him over and decided to give him a...Read the whole joke Miscellaneous 155
18 Polish Parachute Lessons
- A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted lessons. The instructor tol...Read the whole joke Miscellaneous 154
19 Polish Invention
- Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?It's a solar-powered flashlight....Read the whole joke Miscellaneous 149
20 A fellow decides to take off early from work...
- A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, ...Read the whole joke Drunks 148
21 Polish Prisoner\'s Request
- An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Polak were captured by the Germans and thrown into prison. However,...Read the whole joke Miscellaneous 142
22 Polak: Build Me A Box
- A Polak went to a carpenter and said, "Can you build me a box thatis two inches high, two inches wid...Read the whole joke Miscellaneous 142
23 Movie and TV jokes
- Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine ...Read the whole joke More Jokes 142
24 Polish Guy At the Beach
- A Polish guy is walking along the beach in France. There are many beautiful women lying in the sun, ...Read the whole joke Miscellaneous 140
25 Polak At Guillotine
- An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various crimes and are taken to...Read the whole joke Miscellaneous 140