| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
| 1 |
Taxonomy of Medical Practitioners
- An acher of bacteriologists A murmur of cardiologists A stain of cytotechnologists A rash of dermato...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
363 |
| 2 |
A seal visits a local bar
- |A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender asks the seal, "What's you...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
268 |
| 3 |
Hello, Hello, Hello
- This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he finds his wife in bed with 3 ot...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
148 |
| 4 |
Doctor and nurse jokes
- A man goes to the eye doctor. The
receptionist asks him why he is there. The man complains, "I k...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
137 |
| 5 |
Christmas jokes
- Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us
oranges every Christmas. Now I think I'm turning into ...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
62 |
| 6 |
0
- What nationality is Santa Claus?
North
Polish....Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
51 |
| 7 |
0
- ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my
pencil! What
should I do?
SANTA: Use a pen....Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
45 |
| 8 |
0
- A group of mountain
climbers once heard
Father Christmas go past.
They must have had sharp ears...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
39 |
| 9 |
All Aboard
- A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
33 |
| 10 |
Panties
- President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across one should...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
32 |
| 11 |
Indiana Crazy Law
- One man may not back into a parking spot becasue it prevents police officers from seeing the license...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
21 |
| 12 |
A bet made at the local bar
- |A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in t...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
20 |
| 13 |
Air Force One crashes
- |Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized a...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
19 |
| 14 |
Girlfriend 1.0 software
- |Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0)....Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
19 |
| 15 |
Racoon Joke
- Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a car....Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
18 |
| 16 |
Abstinence
- Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church.The minister sa...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
17 |
| 17 |
Blind Pilots
- Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The entrance opens, and tw...Read the whole joke |
Free Jokes |
17 |
| 18 |
A woman's dictionary
- |Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized ...Read the whole joke |
Mixed Jokes |
17 |
| 19 |
A blind man is standing at the corner...
- A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting to cross the street, when ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
16 |
| 20 |
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle...
- A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
15 |
| 21 |
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse...
- A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman ...Read the whole joke |
Elderly |
13 |
| 22 |
About last night
- After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mout...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
12 |
| 23 |
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
- A WOMAN'S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5. Apply makeup. Pee ...Read the whole joke |
Women |
12 |
| 24 |
A blind man in a store
- A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and b...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
11 |
| 25 |
A nun arrives at the local bar
- |John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good ab...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
11 |