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1 A little boy walks up to his father and says...
- A little boy walks up to his father and says, "Dad, what does a pussy look like?" Father respond...Read the whole joke Women 932
2 A fellow decides to take off early from work...
- A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, ...Read the whole joke Drunks 833
3 Hello, Hello, Hello
- This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he finds his wife in bed with 3 ot...Read the whole joke Miscellaneous 828
4 A Woman's Random Thoughts
- Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, "You know sometimes I forget to eat...Read the whole joke Miscellaneous 808
5 Abstinence
- Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church.The minister sa...Read the whole joke Dirty Jokes 636
6 Great Reasons To Be A Guy
- Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. Your orgasms are real. Always. Your last name stays p...Read the whole joke Miscellaneous 633
7 A seal visits a local bar
- |A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender asks the seal, "What's you...Read the whole joke Bar Jokes 613
8 All Aboard
- A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke Men Jokes 599
9 Taxonomy of Medical Practitioners
- An acher of bacteriologists A murmur of cardiologists A stain of cytotechnologists A rash of dermato...Read the whole joke Miscellaneous 536
10 Dog jokes
- Why did the dog sleep so poorly? By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and ...Read the whole joke More Jokes 508
11 A man had been drinking at the bar for hours...
- A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout his girlfriend being o...Read the whole joke Drunks 491
12 A Martha Stewart Christmas
- |Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don't need diamond earrings, handy s...Read the whole joke Christmas Jokes 484
13 Polish Fisherman\'s Bag
- A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He ran into one of his friends...Read the whole joke Miscellaneous 434
14 A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try...
- A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try horseback riding one day. So Vikki mounts the horse, t...Read the whole joke Blonds 381
15 Dog jokes
- Why did the dog's owner think his dog was a great mathematician? When he asked the dog what six...Read the whole joke More Jokes 328