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1 Six Most Important Men in a Woman's Life
- THE DOCTOR because he says "Take your clothes off."THE DENTIST because he says "Open wide."THE HAIR ...Read the whole joke Women Jokes 16 0
2 The Devout Catholic Woman
- Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...Read the whole joke Women Jokes 13 0
3 Top 10 Things Only Women Understand
- 10) Cats' facial expressions.9) The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.8) Why bean...Read the whole joke Women Jokes 4 0
4 Bad drivers.
- Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom....Read the whole joke Women Jokes 4 0
5 Why did the woman cross the road?
- Why did the women cross the road?Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen?!!!...Read the whole joke Women Jokes 5 0
6 10 things men know
- 10 things men know about women:-------------------------------1:2:3:4:5:6:7:8:9:10: They have tits...Read the whole joke Women Jokes 4 0
7 likable
- I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman:Acts like her! Looks like her! Smells like her!So i ...Read the whole joke Women Jokes 6 0
8 Mistakes
- Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes....Read the whole joke Women Jokes 8 0
9 A Florida Genie
- A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke Women Jokes 52 0
10 Breast Awareness
- Finally, something other than smiley faces....Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Pe...Read the whole joke Women Jokes 6 0
11 Birthday Girl
- Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...Read the whole joke Women Jokes 4 0
12 Yo mama so fat.. tripped
- Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th....Read the whole joke Yo Mama Jokes 3 0
13 Yo mama so fat... George Washington
- Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke Yo Mama Jokes 3 0
14 Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
- Yo mama's so ugly, she's like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the border....Read the whole joke Yo Mama Jokes 3 0
15 yo mama so stupid
- Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone....Read the whole joke Yo Mama Jokes 3 0