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1 How to Hunt Elephants -- Comp Sci Style
- How to Hunt Elephants -- Comp Sci Style Computer scientists hunt elephants using algorithm A: 1. Go...Read the whole joke
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2 How to hunt elephants -- Lawyers style
- How to hunt elephants -- Lawyer's styleLawyers don't hunt elephants, but they do follow the herdsaro...Read the whole joke
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3 How to Hunt Elephants -- VP Style
- How to Hunt Elephants -- VP StyleWhen the Vice President of R&D tries to hunt elephants, hisstaff wi...Read the whole joke
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4 What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
- What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain's log....Read the whole joke
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5 There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house...
- There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one hotsummer day, when this kid co...Read the whole joke
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6 Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation...
- Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.After a while one of them said, "You think you hav...Read the whole joke
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7 If the NSA made toasters...
- If the NSA made toasters...Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only theNSA could access ...Read the whole joke
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8 If Sony made toasters...
- If Sony made toasters...Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece of br...Read the whole joke
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9 If the Franklin Mint made toasters...
- If the Franklin Mint made toasters...Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-craftedpiece...Read the whole joke
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10 If Thinking Machines made toasters...
- If Thinking Machines made toasters...You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of bread at t...Read the whole joke
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11 If Timex made toasters...
- If Timex made toasters...They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a lick...Read the whole joke
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12 If Radio Shack made toasters...
- If Radio Shack made toasters...The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know anythingabout it. Yo...Read the whole joke
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13 If K-Tel sold toasters...
- If K-Tel sold toasters...They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a free set of Ginsu...Read the whole joke
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14 Grant Bar and Casino
- Grant's Bar and Casino: Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear....Read the whole joke
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15 If god had wanted us to run around naked...
- If god had wanted us to run around naked,we would have been born that way....Read the whole joke
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16 A sign
- WE DON'T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)...Read the whole joke
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17 Mr.Richman has 3daughters...
- Mr.Richman has 3daughters. Their names are nobody, somebody and crazy.One day nobody and somebody ar...Read the whole joke
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18 A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert...
- A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit a friend. He'd never seen a tra...Read the whole joke
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19 Diary Entries
- Diary EntriesAUG. 12 Moved to our new home in Ohio. It is so beautiful here. Thehills are so maj...Read the whole joke
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