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1 Sad News
- Dear Friend, It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following news. Please join me in remem...Read the whole joke
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2 Put-Downs
- Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I saw you!Just because you have on...Read the whole joke
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3 Coffee Time
- Q: How does Mrs. Abdul Jabbar like her coffee?A: With Kareem!!!Q: What does it say, on great Hawaiia...Read the whole joke
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4 I'm Hungry
- Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!...Read the whole joke
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5 6 Double Vodkas
- A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas."The barman says "Wo...Read the whole joke
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6 The moment of truth!
- A man goes to visit the grave of his mother, puts a beautiful bouquet at the headstone and gets up, ...Read the whole joke
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7 Bride Joke
- Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear white?A. Because they want their dish washer to match...Read the whole joke
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8 redneck
- How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!...Read the whole joke
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9 Trapped On A Rock
- There was a man that was stranded, standing on nothing but a rock in the middle of the sea, waiting ...Read the whole joke
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10 Schingwers
- Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica is a hooker, O...Read the whole joke
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11 Naughty Night Before Christmas
- The Naughty Night Before ChristmasTwas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids wer...Read the whole joke
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12 Funniness
- Q What`s the difference between engagement and hemaroihds?A When the hemaroihds are over you at leas...Read the whole joke
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13 Presidential election
- Howard Dean's wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the election is over...Read the whole joke
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14 Your Momma
- Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag....Read the whole joke
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15 Genie bottle
- A guy is walking along the beach and he stumbles on a Genie Bottle.He rubs it and out pop two Genies...Read the whole joke
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